Soliloquy

Dear Jo,

I know this is your last paper and you are as excited as a kid who just got candy, but you really need to focus. Although this is your last paper you still need to work very hard so as to secure a distinction or better and not just scrape through. You need to stop surfing the bastard internet, remind your brother that his crossing over from marble dining room flooring onto your parquet flooring is detrimental as you are easy distracted and stop thinking of the wonderous things that await you post exam and FOCUS.

Girl, what are you even doing on the internet now?!