Poop

Month old birkenstocks gets its first treatement with steaming pile of shit.
Soles are made of porous cork material which does not bode well when shit is left to fester and turn crusty in musky shoe cabinet overnight. This means stink of shit would have permeated into cork soles and embed itself for future stink release.
Pain is when you think to yourself on the bus this morning that this particular pair of birkies are your most favourite, complete with faux bling, only to smell same stink you smelt last night and realise crusty shit is smeared all over sole and side of sandle.

PLEASE PICK UP ANIMAL POOP LEFT BY YOUR BELOVED PETS WHEN YOU TAKE THEM OUT FOR WALKS.

My remaining clean birkies and I thank you.