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I am finding it very difficult to eloquently express the stew of emotions I am feeling at the moment but I think one can pretty much surmise the wreck that I am from the first page of this letter.

I am oscillating between squealing like a banshee on crack and crumbling like bits on a cookie tower sundae.

Elated and heart broken.
Relieved and scared out of my mind.

After some soul searching, have decided to send off the acceptance, along with the big fat mutherf**ing bank draft. For the love of God! Does it cost that much to learn how to insert IVs and administer paracetamol? Soon you will all be barraged with useless medical school stories and the various methodical methods of shooting up caffeine and eventually, painless suicide. The joy!

All systems go from here